We Dance Under The Moon

Shut the fuck up right now.

Right now.

Don’t you dare act like Travis.

Don’t you fucking dare.

Shut up, shut up shut up….

Please just stop.

I just want to cry.

Stop talking.

You are making me feel worse.

My brain just exploded.

I’m thinking about making a Toddlers and Tiaras rants and raves tumblr.

And then again, there are some parents that should just deserve recognition for being fucking retarded.

I’m sorry but your child is under the age of 10, and you have your child carted out in a toy police card, wearing a bikini top and bottom (as a police officer) popping her chest and shaking it like a stripper.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

There are certain things that I believe should make you get your child taken away. Those are one of them.

What kind of morals are you instilling in your child?

There are some things that I absolutely love on Toddlers and Tiaras.

Most of the parents drive me insane, because of their bad attitudes and catty personalities. BUT every once in awhile there are a few parents that REALLY stand out to me as human beings.

In one episode, there was a mother who taught her daughter that money wasn’t everything. All of her dresses we’re bought second hand, and she blinged them out herself. I think that is awesome, because some of those dresses cost anywhere from 1,000$ to 8,000. The fact that the mother shows her daughter with a little creativity an idea can go a long way, really teaches your kid something.

bows bows bows bows bows bows bows bows bows.

bows are everywhere.

and I still don’t have enough.

I have this addiction to Toddlers and Tiaras. I don’t know why, but I love watching this show. The parents are like gold.

Music makes my soul feel better.

I don’t care if my leg is incapacitated.

The bass started playing

And my feet couldn’t stop.

It took over my body.

Control was given over….

I am a submissive to the bass

It is my master

And I am its slave

It calls to me.

I can not help but to answer.